{"product_id":"beefy-thong-assets","title":"Beefy Thong - Assets","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom Assets Clothing:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGot beef? We do! Big or small, show off your meat in the Beefy Thong! Flex it on instagram or during a night out, and the livestock will be LIVING. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold black contrasting with bright whites create the perfect contrast in this thong. Send those jealous eyes to the slaughterhouse in your Beefy Thong out at the club. The soft material allows for a full day's wear without any unwanted chafing and doesn't go see through when wet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 80% Nylon 20% Spandex blend thong can get as wet as you want it to. From the beach to the club, Sparks are gonna fly when people see you in this. Machine wash and hang dry for best results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJordyn (6'2, 150 lb, They\/Them) wears a S\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Assets Clothing","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":50861136347298,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":50861136380066,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":50861136412834,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":50861136445602,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":50861136478370,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0192\/5582\/0354\/files\/DSC02378.webp?v=1794511752","url":"https:\/\/www.twincitiesleather.com\/products\/beefy-thong-assets","provider":"Twin Cities Leather","version":"1.0","type":"link"}